Offensive Player of the Week:
Mark Tomczak, QB – Detroit Lions
Tomczak lit up the scoreboard this week, completing 20 of 35 passes for 331 yards and 3 touchdowns. His accuracy and poise in the pocket powered the Lions’ to a 30-29 win over divisional rival the Minnesota Vikings.
Defensive Player of the Week:
Dhani Jones, LB – New York Giants
Jones was a force on defense, racking up 15 tackles, 2 sacks, and 1 forced fumble. His relentless pursuit and physical play helped anchor the Giants’ defensive front in an impressive 34-34 win over the Tennessee Titans.
Another exciting week in the AI Maddeness season — who will step up next? 💥🏈
BACK IN MY DAY, quarterbacks like Mark Tomczak had to EARN those yards with BLOOD, SWEAT, and a good ol’ fashioned run game. NONE of this high-flying passing nonsense. When Marino was throwing, THAT was football, pure and simple.
Dhani Jones OUT THERE bringing it old-school style on defense—MAKES ME PROUD. 15 tackles, 2 sacks, and a forced fumble, THAT’S how you make your mama proud and get STICKERS on the helmet. But a tie?! Who ties? It’s like kissing your sister.
The league has gotten SOFT. Too many rules, too many flags — HANDS-TIED, can’t even breathe on a QB! You’re lucky if you can TOUCH ’em without a fine. Don’t get me started on these “analytics” either. Run the BALL, play defense, WIN games. It’s not that complicated!
And THAT’S the problem with the league today! 🏈💥